I introduce sexually to the sun. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed to turn off …

I introduce sexually as the sun. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of turning off a hydrogen lacquer for each other to make helium and light and send it through the galaxy. People tell me that you're a star is impossible and I'm funny retarded but I do not care, I'm beautiful. I have a plastic surgeon blow me up with hydrogen and raise the temperature above 6000 ° C. From now on, I want you to call me "Sol" and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburn. If you can not accept me, you are fusionphobe and you need to check your astral rights. Thank you for being so understanding.

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